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Cinderella's Bum by Nicholas Allan
Category: Fiction
A small girl listens to her sister complaining about her bottom, but she thinks it looks lovely. Noses, mouths, ears and eyes are all different sizes - and so are bottoms. Big bottoms are useful for crash landings and sitting on thrones all day, and small ones are good for detecting peas in beds.
Cinderella's Bum by Nicholas Allan
Category: unmapped
A big sister is horrified when she can't fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice.There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for cra ...Show more
Demon Teddy by Nicholas Allan
Category: Fiction
Katie is shy and Dominic is a bit of a bully. Dominic tells Katie she is stupid when she brings her teddy to school. But this isn't any old teddy - it's the Demon Teddy, who has a few tricks under his fur.
Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
'Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three ...' At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (Book & CD) by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
In this book and CD edition of "Father Christmas Needs A Wee", Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do abo ...Show more
Heaven: A Poignant, Heart-Warming Story for Everyone Who Has Ever Owned a Pet by Nicholas Allan
Category: unmapped
Dill the dog knows his time is up so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off 'up there'. 'Can I come too?' asks Lily. 'Er... not yet,' replies Dill. While he is waiting for the angels to collect him, Dill explains to Lily what he thinks heaven is like: hundreds of lampposts to pee aga ...Show more
Heaven: For Everyone Who Has Ever Loved A Pet by Nicholas Allan
Category: Children's
Dill the dog knows his time is up so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off "up there". "Can I come too?" asks Lily. "Er ...not yet," replies Dill. While he is waiting for the angels to collect him, Dill explains to Lily what he thinks heaven is like: hundreds of lampposts to pee aga ...Show more
Jesus' Christmas Party by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
This is a special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?
Jesus' Christmas Party Book and Nativity Playset by Nicholas Allan
Category: Fiction
A retelling of the Christmas story from the point of view of a grumpy innkeeper. The book is accompanied by a kit from which children can press out their own stable and characters to create a nativity scene.
Jesus' Day Off by Nicholas Allan
Category: Fiction
It was hard work performing miracles, making up stories for free and spreading joy throughout the world. So, when the miracles start to go wrong, Jesus is told to take the day off, relax, have some fun and he does!
My Dad's the Best by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
From the creator of The Queen's Knickers comes a hilarious and charming look at what makes each dad different, and why dads are the very best! This dad can't sing like a pop star or cook like a chef...but, he can help with tricky homework, tell amazing bedtime stories and give the best piggybacks! Find ...Show more
Picasso's Trousers by Nicholas Allan
Category: Graphic Novels
Whenever Picasso does something different, people say, "No! No! No! Picasso!" But Picasso doesn't listen. Instead, he says..."Yes!" He paints all-blue pictures, all-pink pictures, plus pictures from the front and side all at the same time! He makes art out of bike bits and he can draw pictures in less t ...Show more