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Blokehood (Vimrod) by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Category: Comedy/Satire
'Football is great.''You can say that again.''Football is great.' A tiny little package of fun brimming with jokes, fables and philosophy to celebrate all that is witty, clever and wonderful about men. In between their farts. What ever happened to the good old bloke? Well, he's still here! Watching foo ...Show more
Cats (Vimrod) by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Category: Animals & Nature | Series: Vimrod Ser.
The wit and wisdom of our favourite pet. Cats is the latest book from the the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon. Simple but bold illustrations, bright cheery colours and original, quirky comments have made the Vimrod series of books instant hits. Following classic titles in the series such as Fart ...Show more
Chocolate (Vimrod) by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Category: Gift Books
Money can't buy you love but it can buy you chocolate...loads of it! Wrap your tastebuds around this sinfully self-indulgent celebration of God's greatest gift to womankind - glorious, sumptuous, silky, scrummy, life-enhancing chocolate. It doesn't answer back, it knows that answer to 'does my bum look ...Show more
Day Four: War of the Waterslides (Total Mayhem #4) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Children's
For Dash Candoo, every day is ... wild! Dash and his friends Rob and Greta are used to unusual things happening at their school, Swedhump Elementary. But even they pay attention when their invisible principal, Mrs Rosebank, announces that they have a special guest: Ms Aqualina, the owner of the new Aqua ...Show more
Day One: Into the Cave of Thieves (#1 Total Mayhem) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Children's
For Dash Candoo, every day is ... dangerous! There is no such thing as a boring day for Dash Candoo. On Monday, before he can even enjoy his cereal and wombat juice, he is attacked by a squad of combat-ready scallywags and the two-tailed Devil Cat. And that is just before breakfast. The adventure explod ...Show more
Day One: Into the Cave of Thieves (#1 Total Mayhem) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Junior Fiction
For Dash Candoo, every day is ... dangerous! There is no such thing as a boring day for Dash Candoo. On Monday, before he can even enjoy his cereal and wombat juice, he is attacked by a squad of combat-ready scallywags and the two-tailed Devil Cat. And that is just before breakfast. The adventure explod ...Show more
Day Three: The Forest of Secrets (Total Mayhem #3) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Junior Fiction
For Dash Candoo, every day is … suspicious! Dash Candoo is used to really strange, mysterious things happening at his school. But now, really, really, really strange and mysterious things are happening. Dash starts to wonder what's going on when mysterious tyre marks and strange sounds start coming from ...Show more
Day Three: The Forest of Secrets (Total Mayhem #3) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Children's
For Dash Candoo, every day is … suspicious! Dash Candoo is used to really strange, mysterious things happening at his school. But now, really, really, really strange and mysterious things are happening. Dash starts to wonder what's going on when mysterious tyre marks and strange sounds start coming from ...Show more
Day Two: The Curse of the Blue Spots (#2 Total Mayhem) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Junior Fiction
For Dash Candoo, every day is ... mysterious! Excitement is spreading through the halls of Dash Candoo’s school. The Face-Pulling Championships are about to begin, featuring students holding their faces in such positions as the Vibrating Jaw-Drop with Eye-Roll and the Dripping Stare of Death. Dash and h ...Show more
Day Two: The Curse of the Blue Spots (#2 Total Mayhem) by Ralph Lazar
Category: Children's
For Dash Candoo, every day is ... mysterious! Excitement is spreading through the halls of Dash Candoo’s school. The Face-Pulling Championships are about to begin, featuring students holding their faces in such positions as the Vibrating Jaw-Drop with Eye-Roll and the Dripping Stare of Death. Dash and h ...Show more
Dogs (Vimrod) by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Category: Animals & Nature | Series: Vimrod Ser.
The wit and wisdom of our favourite pet. Dogs is the latest book from the the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon. Simple but bold illustrations, bright cheery colours and original, quirky comments have made the Vimrod series of books instant hits. Following classic titles in the series such as Fart ...Show more
Drink! with Vimrod by Vimrod by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Category: Comedy/Satire
This book presents an exciting new collection of cartoons that celebrate the beauty of booze, proving that in life, as in all things, all you need is love, gin and tonic. There's nothing like a cold beer on a hot day. Or on a warm day. Or a cool day. Or even a cold day. In fact, few things are as adapta ...Show more