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A Pearls Before Swine Collection 5 : Suit Your Selfie by Stephan Pastis
Category: Children's | Series: Pearls Before Swine Kids Ser.
Gather 'round the smartphone, kids! Pastis and the "Pearls Before Swine" gang are back with this fifth collection of kid-friendly jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns for middle-graders.
Beginning Pearls by Stephan Pastis
Category: Graphic Novels
Fans of Pearls Before Swine know that, in addition to being hilarious, it can be outrageous and even controversial. Death, marriage, more death-is this comic for kids? By focusing on strips that feature death but not fatalism, strips that are about friendship but not adult relationships, and strips that ...Show more
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Puns Suck: A Pearls Before Swine Collection by Stephan Pastis
Category: Humour | Series: Pearls Before Swine
We know it's coming. The telltale signs are all there: the oddly specific setup, the unusual word choice, and, just visible out of the corner of our eye, the final panel of Stephan sitting at his desk awaiting the chastisement of one of his characters. Somehow the pun still manages to elicit a groan lar ...Show more
It's the End When I Say It's the End (Timmy Failure #7) by Stephan Pastis
Category: Junior Fiction | Series: Timmy Failure
Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. It's nearly Christmas, but t ...Show more
It's the End When I Say It's the End (Timmy Failure #7 PB) by Stephan Pastis
Category: Junior Fiction | Series: Timmy Failure
Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. It's nearly Christmas, but there's no rest for the world's greatest detective. Timmy's class are making a film, and Timmy is in ...Show more
Mistakes Were Made (#1 Timmy Failure) by Stephan Pastis
Category: Junior Fiction | Series: Timmy Failure
The hilarious and ever-optimistic Timmy Failure, and his sidekick polar bear, Total, create chaos as they attempt to make sense of the world in the first book in the New York Times bestselling series. Perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid and Big Nate, Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made is the first book in the ...Show more
Mistakes Were Made (Timmy Failure #1) by Stephan Pastis
Category: Junior Fiction | Series: Timmy Failure
Make no mistake Get your hands on this special limited edition tailored to the Timmy Failure elite (you know who you are). Eleven-year-old Timmy Failure is the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. And his debut adventure, created by New Yo ...Show more
Mistakes Were Made (Timmy Failure #1) by Stephan Pastis (Illustrator)
Category: Children's
My name is Failure. Timmy Failure. Please get your "failure" jokes out of the way now. I am anything but. My detective agency is the best in town, perhaps the world. But success didn't happen overnight. I had to overcome these obstaclea: 1. My mother 2. My school 3. My idiot best friend 4. My p ...Show more
Now Look What You've Done (#2 Timmy Failure) by Stephan Pastis
Category: Junior Fiction | Series: Timmy Failure 2
The clueless, comically self-confident kid detective returns in a sequel to the New York Times bestseller Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made. "When you lose hope, find it." --Timmy Failure He doesn't like to pull rank. To reveal that he's this guy: Timmy Failure, founder, president, and CEO of the gr ...Show more
Now Look What You've Done (Timmy Failure #2) by Stephan Pastis (Illustrator)
Category: Children's
The clueless, comically self-confident detective Timmy Failure is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to game the system. Hoodwink. Con. Defraud. Timmy, with the dubious help of his lazy polar bear sidekick, Total, ...Show more
Pearls Before Swine 27 : Pearls Hogs the Road: a Pearls Before Swine Treasury by Stephan Pastis
Category: Fiction | Series: Pearls Before Swine
Sanitized for Your Protection (Timmy Failure #4) by STEPHAN PASTIS
Category: Junior Fiction
In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure’s memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy’s mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It’s a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a co ...Show more