How to Date a Vampire

Author(s): Sophie Collins

Humour

This is a fantastic magazine-style guide to romance for young teens...with a twist! For any girl looking for a boy who's more Cullen than caveman, this book is your helping hand to a happy ending. A vampire boy is smart, he's sexy, and he's waiting to discover someone a little bit different; so use this little lifesaver to show him what's so special about you and set his pulse (if he had one) racing. Of course, if like Bella or Buffy, the man of your dreams is more than just a high school crush, you won't find help in the problem pages. Luckily for you, this book is packed full of quizzes, charts and failsafe advice, from finding out if the guy giving you sleepless nights is a real vamp or a fanged faker, to great date ideas that don't involve Type-O milkshakes. With space to write about your own close encounters, plus style advice and beauty tips that are sure to slay him on sight, this is the only guide you'll ever need to spotting a vampire and knocking him (un)dead.

General Information

  • : 9781846013515
  • : Octopus Publishing Group
  • : Spruce
  • : 01 November 2009
  • : United Kingdom
  • : 25 September 2019
  • : books

Other Specifications

  • : Sophie Collins
  • : Hardback
  • : 1
  • : 646.770207
  • : 128
  • : Personal awareness: family, relationship & social issues; Humour & jokes
  • : 120 illustrations

More About The Product

Extensive on- and off-line marketing and publicity campaign targeted at tween market, with exclusive advance content and competitions offered to vampire fans across all social networks to generate buzz Real advice presented in a humorous, un-put-downable fashion will make this little book an instant classic. A must-have item for every 'Twihard' fan, drawing on teenage girls' appetite for dating angst and teen drama, but with the latest 'scary turned sexy' edge. Snappy magazine-style copy and young, funky design are fun, fresh and instantly accessible.

Sophie Collins, when she isn't romancing vampires, is a writer and editor who has authored books on subjects weird and wonderful as Victorian shadow casting and reading dogs' body language. Her books include Tail Talk (Chronicle, 2004), A Sussex Miscellany (Snake River Press, 2006), and Scoop (The Book People, 2007). She currently lives, works and dates the undead in Sussex.

Introduction: Why do you want a vampire? Chapter 1: LOVE AT FIRST BITE * Sake Outs - where to find a vampire * Seven Deadly Chat Up Sins * QUIZ: What kind of vampire is he? * Reading your vamp's body language * CHART: To Vamp or Not to Vamp - the pluses and minuses * Meeting the Friends Chapter 2: GETTING CLOSE * Hotting Up or Cooling Off - how interested is he? * Undead dates * Vampire vs Friends - meeting his gang * QUIZ: Hot girl for a cool guy - what it is he likes about you * Vital Vamp Facts - the myths debunked * Must-See Movies - the undead on screen * That's private! - setting boundaries when he can hear your thoughts * CHART: Vampire Dating:?Hot or Not? Chapter 3: GOING STEADY * Hanging with the Fanged - safe ways to spend time alone together * Major Moans - the gripes you'll have (and one's you'll avoid) with a vamp * Sub-Zero: Looking as cool as your guy - style guide * QUIZ: A Vamp's View - your special human qualities * Vamp History 101 - why you should never, ever refer call him Vlad. * CHART: Revision Session - what you thought then vs what you know now. Chapter 4: LONG-TERM LOVE * QUIZ: How well do you read each other? * High Days and Holidays * Vampire Gift Ideas * Guy Talk - why he's still scared of girls! * Time Apart - when you want some you time Chapter 5: HAPPY EVER AFTER? * Getting serious - meeting the parents * Exit lines - when he's been looking at your throat too long * QUIZ: Keeper or quitter? * Calling it Quits - because breaking up is hard to do. * CHART: Long-term love - pros and cons